no
the world is NOT a beautiful place
there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas
the world is a horrifying place
do u think when some girls sneeze their tampons like come out
that would be bloody annoying
School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish
One is an inanimate object used for musical purposes while the other is a water inhabiting vertebrate
you can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish
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that band that you really like but never bothered to learn the members’ names
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My heart still aches for you. My mind still thinks of you. My body still craves you, but my soul hates you.
if you get a boyfriend does that mean you have to spend less time on the internet because idk if im prepared for that
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June.19.13
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